HRH Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 June 2019

Omigod, that total asshole and royalty wannabe Trump is back! I thought the whole country made it clear the last time he was here that WE DON'T LIKE HIM and would like for him and his hick family to never come back!

He wanted to meet me, which I refused to do. So they just sent an old guy out, dressed him in a tux, and told that idiot that it was me, and he swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.