Harrison Ford - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 March 2023

Cheery chappy Harrison Ford here.

I just thought I would pipe up for a change.

I am 80 you know. I have got a new film out.

It is one of those action ones, with me in my spiffy hat.

I am 80, you know.

I still have my teeth and hair.

I am 80, you know.