Harrison Ford - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 March 2017

It hasn't been great days for me lately, what with my character being killed off in Star Wars and then Carrie Fisher dying after confessing to an affair with me. Then I almost smash my plane at the airport and there must be a million people shot a movie of it. They even send me copies, thinking I want to see it a million times, from all different angles!