Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Cookery writer Mary Berry has declared that she does not like cooking shows that are "swearing and noisy," like those presented by Gordon Ramsay, because "it is entertainment rather than teaching you to cook."

Of course it is you moronic bitch!

A disappointing ending to C4's and my Gordon Behind Bars series. Despite my repeated hints at danger, the only things that got sliced at HMP Brixton were my lemon-based desserts! Ha ha!


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