George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 August 2012

Telegraph blog about the end of the Olympics:

The nest of hornets at the bottom of the garden: didn't matter.

The swelling tide of youth unemployment: didn't matter.

People who talk too loudly in cinemas, lower back pain, racist cab drivers, internet spam : didn't matter.

George Osborne, the frankly derisory quantity of meat in a Greggs' steak bake didn't matter.

In fact, for the 17 days of the Olympics, nothing else really seemed to matter at all.

Now we await the return of nepotists from their holidays - and the petty hatred's to start again!

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