George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

The biography of Natalie Rowe, 47, who worked under the name Miss Whiplash, has previously said she and I snorted cocaine together in the early 1990s.

A claim I strongly deny!

She can take her pink and orange fur covered handcuffs to prison with her when I sue her for defamation!

Pink and orange handcuffs... how did I know that? Er.. just a guess!