George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Monday, 6 August 2012

I believe any hopes of our Conservative party winning outright in the 2015 election, depends on plans to redraw constituency boundaries.

The changes would secure an extra 20 seats for the Tories but the Liberal Democrats are poised to jettison the idea in retaliation for Mr Cameron's failure to deliver reform of the House of Lords.

The changes to the boundaries, of course is a little unethical I suppose... perhaps cheating a bit, but it is essential that we win outright in the next election - otherwise Barclays, the RBS, and my other investment banks will suffer!


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