George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Economic experts piled the pressure on me again yesterday by warning the UK is facing a triple-dip recession.

They fear any post-Olympics boost will be short-lived and Britain will plunge back into depression.

I know that, what the hell are they telling me for!

I've been telling them this for the last three months!

It is essential we scare the commoners, benefit seekers, and the sick into accepting my austerity measure - it's so obvious!

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