George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Someone in the office, can't rember who it was sent me this the other day:
"Osborne and Cameron spread UK's legs for business, close them for the rest of us" - Dunno about you but this double-dip recession's going rather well isn't it. I read in the papers that austerity is the only path to growth, you see - David Cameron said so.

George Osborne said so. I don't know if you've heard of George Osborne, but he's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on Tuesdays, Wednesday mornings and Fridays between 11am and 2pm. And I don't know if you've heard of David Cameron, but he's the fat-faced fella who follows businessmen around with his tongue out saying "I'll spread my legs for you if you give me some money". from Daily Shame site

Not funny at all!