Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2013

Tuesday 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I have decided to cancel my scheduled concert tour to Syria. I hate to do it, but Queen Elizabeth called me up and said that it might not...

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Wednesday 11 September 2013

Dear Diary - I spoke with Kate and William and they are toying with the idea of having me be their baby's godparent. I am so excited that I sat dow...

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August 2013

Saturday 24 August 2013

Dear Diary - I am so excited. I just learned that Queen Elizabeth has said that she wants to book me to perform at the annual Buckingham Palace Christ...

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July 2013

Saturday 27 July 2013

Dear Diary - I am still waiting to hear if Kate and William will take me up on my offer to be their new baby's godfather or to be more politically cor...

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Tuesday 16 July 2013

Dear Diary - After hearing the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman case I will now vow to never, ever perform another concert in the state of Florida.

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May 2013

Tuesday 28 May 2013

Bloody Madonna!!! Why the heck does she bother getting up in the morning? She can't sing her own songs live;can't hold down a relationship for more th...

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February 2013

Thursday 28 February 2013

Dear Diary - I had a gay old time at my Academy Award party. Everyone told me that I looked as cute as a button dressed up in my Statue of Liberty cos...

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