Elton John - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 November 2017

I still don't know what to think of Trump. He uses the name of one of my songs, Rocket Man, to refer to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. Even though he doesn't give me any credit for the name, I did make a ton of money from people going and buying the song. I wonder if I could get him to say Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Actually, I'd like to see Steve Bannon using Funeral for a Friend, if the friend is orange.