Elton John - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 16 July 2013
Dear Diary - After hearing the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman case I will now vow to never, ever perform another concert in the state of Florida.
And in fact, I do not even want to ever visit the "Plywood State" again.
Me and my husband David will instead visit Mississippi, Alabama, or Arkansas.
I have already burned my Miami Heat basketball jersey that LeBron James sent me two weeks ago.
Elton "The Disappointed Lad" John
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