Elton John - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Bloody Madonna!!! Why the heck does she bother getting up in the morning? She can't sing her own songs live;can't hold down a relationship for more than six months;can't string two sentences together. Now she wants me to write her a song about bleedin' being famous. What does she want? A rehash of Candle in the fucking Wind. May be I'll call it "Lighting Farts". That's how much I care about her.

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