Elton John - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 February 2013

Dear Diary - I had a gay old time at my Academy Award party. Everyone told me that I looked as cute as a button dressed up in my Statue of Liberty costume.

All the big time celebrities were there. All three Kardashian gals showed up and my husband David Furnish told me that I looked much prettier than all three of them.

George Clooney hugged me and so did that sexy Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy. I swear if I was not already married to David, I would probably be married to Maks.

And Vice-President Joe Biden. What can I say? The man is one of the biggest flirts that I have ever seen. He told me that if I was a girl he might divorce his wife Jill and marry me.

Gosh, I am such a lucky lady.

Elton John (Mrs. David Furnish)