Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 July 2012

As leader of the Labour Party, and prospective future Prime Minister, I do not believe I have to choose between radicalism and pragmatism.

Indifferentism, pococurantism, and ultraleftism are other options I can consider, before I start getting rheumatism that is.

There you go, I've made a joke.

I hope the Telegraph reads this diary entry and uses it in their political column!