Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Now that idiot Cameron has published the list of donors he said didn't exist, I suppose I'll have to do one too!

My 4 year old love-child son Daniel wrote this speech for me:

"I'm very happy to publish and to be very transparent about what we do and who we meet," said Mr Miliband. But what I do say is let's be realistic about what happened here. We've got an issue about the way in which government is being conducted, the way in which Downing Street is being used!"

Good innit?