Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

When I became the Labour Party leader. I went to Lord Prescott for advice... and he said "Put your jacket on, leaders shouldn't be seen without their jacket!" I quipped back with "Or egg on my face..." thinking it was a humorous pun.

He's hardly spoken to me since!

The old fat drunken champagne socialist has who accepted a peerage to the House Of Lords. 8 months after he made a program on TV about the unfairness of the British class system!

Don't bother me though!