Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 February 2012

Did you hear about my speech in Parliament the other day?

I said: "Britian's youth unemployment figures are a 'tragedy'".

Good that, I thought. I must thank my three year old son Samuel for the idea.

I joined the Prime Minister in paying tribute to Her Majesty the Queen as we celebrate her diamond jubilee. Her dedication to the country and to public service is an inspiration and an example to us all. (Nose grows longer)