Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 January 2012

I'm bit concerned about my popularity as leader of our great Labour Party.

I'm having a few more Azusa bows fitted around the house doors, they might help in the next elections, and it's an easier way than actually having to talk to people and come up with new ideas, lies and promises we cannot keep.

As my Two-year-old son Daniel say's, "It's a Bugger!" And that got more press coverage than my last speech in Parliament!"