David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 April 2008

Damn it Victoria,

The cheque from Armani bounced, unlike my balls in these pants that they expect me to wear............. I have been posing for days like this, and for what? F**k all that is all.

Romeo, Juliet, Bravo, if you read this, take Daddy's word for it. Never pose in your pants for no-one. We need the money like Victoria needs a hot meal after all.