David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Okay so yesterday as I was practicing soccer, my little (and I mean little) Posh darling said she wanted a gold ring. Well you see, I told her that she could have whatever she wanted, but gold was expensive. But, I had an idea I could either A.) Just buy it and waste my money B.) Steal it or c.)Pick it out my nose. I decided to go with option C. I stuck my little pinky up there and tada! i had a beautiful ring to give to my beautiful wife. And boy did V like it. She loved it so much she ate it! It was a waste of picking my nose! But hey, it was worth it.