David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2007

David Beckham: "Posh! Get me your spice world dvd, I need to Jack off."

Victoria Beckham: "Coming, just let me finish practicing my pout."

David Beckham: "I said now you washed up spice girl! I am the superstar. I play Futball."

Victoria Beckham: "You stupid jacka**, we live in America, its Soccer."

David Beckham: "I am Beckham, I can call it whatever I want."


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