David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 August 2012

Some funnies here from an American site about us:

Me: "I waited an hour for my starter, so I complained, 'It's not rocket salad.'" (A starter in England is the appetizer or first course of a meal.)

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

Well a laugh is good for you…