David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Bit of my history to record today, 'cause with being involved in the Olympics and that, it triggered me memory.

My first-ever job was just a few minutes drive from the Olympic Stadium, but could not be further removed from the the soccer financed current glitzy lifestyle I enjoy.

As a 14-year-old I worked as a £2-an-hour potboy!

Now here I am, a millionaire with a millionaire wife and kids Brooklyn Joseph, Romeo James, Cruz David, and Harper Seven, we're worth over £144m, I've carrying the Olympic torch, on speed-boats with the worlds camera's recording it... Ah, life's good!


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