David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Well I never got a place in the Team GB football squad, b ut I did get a role bringing the Olympic torch to Stratford on a speed boat along the Thames.

Have to say the Queen stole the show though by parachuting into the stadium from a helicopter flew by Mr Bean... Or was it James Bond.

I only hope the closing ceremony will be of a similar high standard...
Please god I hope they don't ask the Spice Girls to sing!!!