David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2012

Last Friday when I arrived at the Olympic ceremony.

I was first seen on the speed-boat, my handsome and classic looks resembled those of James Bond.

As I made my way down the River Thames and under the Tower of London to the Olympic Stadium, the Olympic torch was held by a younger athlete at the front of my speed-boat.

While it looked like I was driving the speed-boat, there was actually a young man squatting down beneath me doing it.

Driving the boat I mean.... watch it!

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