Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

I've popped into he future for a visit the other day when on parole from heaven - and boy the things I saw!

2025: Population of British Christians now 22% - Prime Minister Enoch Cameron the third cuts British Armed forces Soldiers down from 125 to 94, Mothballed both of the RAF;s planes, and trained the sea-scouts to run the Royal Navy.

2030: Lucien Cameron the 4th scraps the police service.

2050: Immigration down to just three - and they were old, old Etonians that had emigrated to Lithuania, and came home to die.

2069: The Middle East United Coalition buy Great Britain, and use it as an island prison. He he he!