Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

On taking control in Libya:

My first order of business was to shut down the American and British military bases in Libya.

I also demanded that foreign oil companies in Libya share a bigger portion of revenue with my country.

Then I replaced the Gregorian calendar with the Islamic one, and forbid the sale of alcohol.

Now come on, admit it you English people - apart from changing the calendar, you would like your Government to do all the things I did?