Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

I read this in the Sunday Leader while doing a bit of haunting around…

"There are expiry dates on everything you may have noticed. Your can of fish, or on the premise that you can afford it, your tin of corned beef even, have expiry dates. You simply must use it by then or else it is gone forever. Life is like that too but most people who are on an acquiring binge do not always appreciate that there really is an end - that there is a time moratorium in force. Colonel Muammar Gaddafi would never have considered in his forty plus rule over Libya that a day would come when he would be kicked out of office."

Too damned right cocker!


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