Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 August 2012

You British amaze me:

No Scottish police officers have visited my old Libya as part of their reinvestigation into the Lockerbie bombing more than a year after my regime was toppled!

Your papers say a fresh inquiry into the bombing was announced last October.

Much has been made of the "live" investigation and the Crown Office's plans to unearth new documents and evidence following my death.

However, the high-profile plans to re-investigate the Lockerbie bombing now appear to have stalled with the revelation that the Metropolitan Police have travelled to Tripoli to investigate the murder of WPC Yvonne Fletcher but no visas for Scottish officers have been issued!

Whatta plonkers…!

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