Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 July 2023

Cheery chappy Cliff Richard here.

I just thought I would pipe up for a change.

I am 80 you know. I have got a new album out.

It is one of those action ones, with me in my spiffy hat.

I am 80, you know.

I still have my teeth and hair.

I am 80, you know.