Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Monday, 22 May 2023

Well,

I really must get on with organising my 2024 calendar, mustn't I? All of those people who buy my calendars for people they don't like will all be getting a bit anxious.

Have you watched that new thing on the television? The one with the scowling welsh actor, who was playing a scowling Welsh character? I haven't, but I heard it is good. Shame it is on the BBC though.