Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 February 2023

Well hello, there dear diary.

Just been watching last night's Brit awards, and for the 18th year in a row, I hadn't heard of most of the people there.

I see Sam Smith has been taking fashion tips from my old mate David Bowie, but nobody has discussed the clear sartorial debt that Harry Styles owes to me.

Time was when I used to be on that, with my cutting blend of pop and rock.

I miss those days.