Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 11 August 2012
The CNN has circulated an "idiot's guide" for visiting Americans to the Olympics.
Describing London's Mayor Boris Johnson as "truly eccentric" and Londoners as a bunch of moaners. Its advice:
"When talking about the Olympics, be sure to hit all the key moaning points of transport, security and massive budget overspends."
Mocking Londoners' drinking habit, it says that going for a drink means just that, and "at no time will the issue of dinner raise its ugly head."
Well their right there!