Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 November 2008

When I move into the White House, I will make some changes........

It would be wrong of me to promise that in my campaign, and then let everything just stay the same. When George leaves, I will have the place fumigated, the carpets thoroughly cleaned,the walls all painted. I want something like the Sistine Chapel's ceiling in the Oval Office.

I don't know if it is what America demands, but it is what Michelle wants, and what she says goes, it has to, or I do.

Sarah Palin has given me a Moose's head as a house warming gift, but I don't know what the Ferrets I was given by Gordon Brown, British Prime Minister, I think, but I will have to put it up.

I just have to hope that in year's to come nobody tries to make money out of publishing these works.........


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