Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 April 2012

My press conference today about our weekend game with Stoke was dominated by the news that Pep Guardiola has decided to step down as barcelona boss at the end of the season.

Guardiola led the Catalan side to two Champions League crowns, three La Liga trophies, one Copa del Rey, three Supercopas, two UEFA Super Cups and two FIFA Club World Cups in his four years in charge.

Journalists are asking do i want to replace him at the Nou Camp - and i say no - i am happy at Highbury where we are also winning trophies.

Oops - i think i have lapsed back into my 2004 press conference persona.