Adolf Hitler - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Had England unt America joined me unt Japan in my campaign to rule the world between us, things I see today would not be happening.

The world would not still be in fear of Russia as it is.

The unemployment and riots and depression in the UK would not have taken place.

We would already have been living on parts of the moon.

There would be no Middle-East problems.

There would have been no mass immigration.

The original VW peoples 'Beetle' car would be the only one in existence.

Death camps… oh hang on someone's calling me….

"Yes, I'm sorry about that… okay will do…"

Have to go now, that was the Doctor calling me!

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