Adolf Hitler - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 August 2012

I was chatting to Napoleon the other day in the Heaven Cafe up here.

We were commiserating with each other, when in walked Joseph Stalin and ordered a Proletariat-burger with chips.

We all had a good laugh about our antics when we were on earth.

It's nice up here you know, no weapons or murder or killing allowed, but still nice.

I suppose...