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Los Angeles icon The Laugh Factory to be closed
The Laugh Factory, famous for starting out many comics will close this weekend. Due to the weak marketplace for laughs and intense global competition, all manufacturing of laughs will be moved offshore.
written by U. N. Known, 09 May 2007
Canadian Spy Coins dupe CIA
Canadian commemorative quarters played a bizzarre role in intelligence gathering over the last month. Overheard at CIA HQ at Langley VA was a senior staffer downplaying the incident as not making much cents at all.
written by U. N. Known, 08 May 2007
New Jersey man's life story to debut on Broadway
Eugene Words of Exit 12 NJ will have his life story adapted for a play on Broadway. NY Times critic Arnold B'Ananafanna was very skeptical about any future success saying, who would go to look at a play on Words.
written by U. N. Known, 06 May 2007
Elsie Returns to Borden
Elsie the cow has returned to Borden Dairy after a corporate downsizing was reversed. A spokesperson for Borden says that letting Elsie go was an udder failure on the public relations front.
written by U. N. Known, 05 May 2007
Woman forced to leave home in Colorado
Round Hole Colorado - Peg Square a resident was evicted by fellow townsfolk because she really didn't fit in.
written by U. N. Known, 04 May 2007
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