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Alito's Wife Cries, Constitution Dies

Judge Sam Alito's wife cried again today. Once her husband greases his way into the SCOTUS she'll have to purchase a new black ensemble for the Constitution's impending funeral.

written by Buck Turtle, 12 January 2006


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