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Porn stars picket Miley Cyrus for stealing their gig...

...forcing them into lower paid fetish flicks and street prostitution. "F*ck you, Miley!" said one picket sign near a hotel where Miley was staying. Miley's reply: "I'm working that into my act!"

written by Jill The Shill, 12 March 2014
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Liberals Weigh in on Obama's Budget:

"We just got paid today. Got us a pocket full of 'Change'"

written by Jill The Shill, 06 April 2013
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Rep. Anthony Weiner petitions to change name....

...but "Johnson" isn't expected to be much better.

written by Jill The Shill, 04 August 2010
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Obama Catches Fire in The Gulf....

...ignites leaking methane. BP demands compensation.

written by Jill The Shill, 18 June 2010
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Massa Accused of Groping Lady GaGa...

"Honest to God, I thought it was a dude!"

written by Jill The Shill, 12 March 2010
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Satan's Rule in Hell Challenged....

....by Birthers who claim he was born in Heaven.

written by Jill The Shill, 12 August 2009
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Al Sharpton Informs Somoli Pirates...

...that they should have avoided hijacking the Alabama. "As every black person in the South knows, you stay the hell out of Alabama."

written by Jill The Shill, 13 April 2009
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on Stand-by....

"...in case an Obama victory makes George Bush go "off his nut" and do something dumber than usual."

written by Jill The Shill, 03 November 2008
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Polls Suggest If The Election Were Held Today...

...most people would miss it.

written by Jill The Shill, 30 October 2008
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Ron Paul Endorses McCain...

...during a senior moment. Refers to the former presidential candidate as, "A mad man we can trust".

written by Jill The Shill, 27 October 2008
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Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live!

Why?

written by Jill The Shill, 20 October 2008
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McCain Blames Prostate for Ill-Tempered Remarks....

...prostate tells McCain, "Shut the hell up, old man!"

written by Jill The Shill, 13 October 2008
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Palin urges U.S. Evangelicals to Join The Taliban...

...along with Israel's Ultra-Orthodox "Modesty Squads" in the persecution of women. Vows to clean up the world "one religion at a time".

written by Jill The Shill, 05 October 2008
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U.S. Business Schools Make DVD Required Viewing

"The China Syndrome" explains the current financial crisis better than Keynesian Theory.

written by Jill The Shill, 25 September 2008
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McCain Suspends Campaign, Asks for Debate Postponement.

Obama agrees, suggests McCain take the whole month off.

written by Jill The Shill, 24 September 2008
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Bill Clinton on "The View"...

...Whoopi Goldberg fired for questioning mysterious stain on Barbara Walters dress.

written by Jill The Shill, 23 September 2008
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McCain Predicts GOP Victory in November

Obama questions if McCain can even predict his next bowel movement.

written by Jill The Shill, 18 September 2008
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U.S. Federal Reserve Bank Bails Out OJ

Thought he was just another, excessively risky financial institution going belly-up.

written by Jill The Shill, 17 September 2008
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Obama Rejects Campaign Donation

Hooker's Lobby Group vows to continue "Blowjobs for Barack" fundraisers.

written by Jill The Shill, 16 September 2008
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McCain Picks Palin for VP

Confesses he thought he was hiring a hooker. Apparently misdialed.

written by Jill The Shill, 29 August 2008
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