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Woman Buried Alive 17 days in Bangladesh Found Alive, Told to Get Back to Work.
"That's what passes for vacation over here but it still beats a Carnival Cruise," she told the press.
Liberals Weigh in on Obama's Budget:
"We just got paid today. Got us a pocket full of 'Change'"
North Korea says 'Moment of Explosion is coming'.....
...9 out 10 American women don't get that warning!
Sex tape of General Petraeus and Paula Broadwell goes viral...
...tentatively entitled title "All the Way In"
Rep. Anthony Weiner petitions to change name....
...but "Johnson" isn't expected to be much better.
Obama Catches Fire in The Gulf....
...ignites leaking methane. BP demands compensation.
Massa Accused of Groping Lady GaGa...
"Honest to God, I thought it was a dude!"
Satan's Rule in Hell Challenged....
....by Birthers who claim he was born in Heaven.
Al Sharpton Informs Somoli Pirates...
...that they should have avoided hijacking the Alabama. "As every black person in the South knows, you stay the hell out of Alabama."
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on Stand-by....
"...in case an Obama victory makes George Bush go "off his nut" and do something dumber than usual."
Polls Suggest If The Election Were Held Today...
...most people would miss it.
Ron Paul Endorses McCain...
...during a senior moment. Refers to the former presidential candidate as, "A mad man we can trust".
McCain Blames Prostate for Ill-Tempered Remarks....
...prostate tells McCain, "Shut the hell up, old man!"
Palin urges U.S. Evangelicals to Join The Taliban...
...along with Israel's Ultra-Orthodox "Modesty Squads" in the persecution of women. Vows to clean up the world "one religion at a time".
U.S. Business Schools Make DVD Required Viewing
"The China Syndrome" explains the current financial crisis better than Keynesian Theory.
McCain Suspends Campaign, Asks for Debate Postponement.
Obama agrees, suggests McCain take the whole month off.
Bill Clinton on "The View"...
...Whoopi Goldberg fired for questioning mysterious stain on Barbara Walters dress.
McCain Predicts GOP Victory in November
Obama questions if McCain can even predict his next bowel movement.
U.S. Federal Reserve Bank Bails Out OJ
Thought he was just another, excessively risky financial institution going belly-up.
Obama Rejects Campaign Donation
Hooker's Lobby Group vows to continue "Blowjobs for Barack" fundraisers.
McCain Picks Palin for VP
Confesses he thought he was hiring a hooker. Apparently misdialed.
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