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Kids Suicide Blamed on Kids Cartoon
6 year old, Jimmy Lang, was found dead after hearing Steve Burns from Blues Clues say, "You can do anything, that you want to do". we will now, publicly bash him whenever they have the chance
written by David Allen Iha, 12 January 2011
T-Rex Rampages Through New York City!
A T-Rex was seen rampaging through New York City.
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
Answer to a long waited riddle answered!
Scientist Nickasaur Rawrsalot has answered the riddle, if a tree falls in the Forrest, and nobody is there to see it, can I still punch you in the face? Scientist observed, and reported yes.
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
Gothic Barbie Announced Along W/ Barbie Smokes Alot!
Two more Barbies have been added to the barbie collection, including Gothic Barbie with realstic bleeding cuts and ciggarette burns.
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
Man Saves World, Doing Nothing!
James Holland claims to have saved the world yesterday by not destroying all of us with his mighty hamster like creatures, the scuzbunnies
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
Obama does something!
Today, President Obama got out of bed, and went back to sleep!
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
Man Holds Self Hostage!
Local man holds himself hostage, and nobody seems to care!
written by David Allen Iha, 15 October 2010
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