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RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered.
Blood-drinking Sea Plant Horror Film Premiered!
"Interview with a Samphire".
Prince Philip Heart Op Success!
'It was tough going, but we eventually found he found he had one" says surgeon.
Damning evidence from kettle results in court appearance for pot
RIP John Terry
Berlusconi shown what a 'well-hung' Italian leader looks like
Angela Merkel flashes him the last pictures of Mussolini.
Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory auction bid for Saddam's buttock
"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said.
NATO jets readied as UN imposes 'No-fly zone' over Basildon
Basildon Council reacts to UN ruling by imposing 'No-Fly-Tipping Zone' over Dale Farm.
Dale Farm residents offer compromise to Basildon Council in late peace talks
'Substantial discounts' on Lucky White Heather.
Police Press Charges Against SuperGreaseMan
'They'll never stick" he says.
Army Unveils Artificial Intelligence Armoured vehicle
The 'Think Tank'.
Lampard 'A Key Man' says Capello
He locks up the dressing room after the match.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...
...Umami.' Heston Blumenthal
Premiership Whistle-Blower Found Dead
Referee Sid Hitler 'swallowed the pea' says Coroner.
Latest Celebrity Name Sunday League Result...
Harpenden 7 Beckenham 0
Truculent Drinker Punches Tony Robinson
Claims Robinson was having 'a right old dig'.
British Institution Ends on Sunday as Result of Phone Hacking Scandal
Metropolitan Police to shut down and rebrand.
Accused flasher worried before his trial hearing
'It won't stand up in court' he says.
Smurfs 'based on creator's condomed penis'
According to artist's recently discovered note books.
Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon
'When Grint met Grunt.'
BNP launch their own social networking site
Clumsy Bladder Surgeon Struck off
For constantly ripping the piss out of his patients.
Male Grooming Salon 'A Front for Mafia Hitman'
Back, Sack & Whack.
Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op
'It's gone tits up' she said.
Small North London Football Club Can't Believe Their Luck!
Local paper headline says 'Rooney Signs Up For New Barnet'.
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