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RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered.

To AA.

written by pinxit, 04 January 2012

Blood-drinking Sea Plant Horror Film Premiered!

"Interview with a Samphire".

written by pinxit, 03 January 2012

Prince Philip Heart Op Success!

'It was tough going, but we eventually found he found he had one" says surgeon.

written by pinxit, 27 December 2011

Damning evidence from kettle results in court appearance for pot

RIP John Terry

written by pinxit, 22 December 2011

Berlusconi shown what a 'well-hung' Italian leader looks like

Angela Merkel flashes him the last pictures of Mussolini.

written by pinxit, 08 November 2011

Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory auction bid for Saddam's buttock

"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said.

written by pinxit, 28 October 2011

NATO jets readied as UN imposes 'No-fly zone' over Basildon

Basildon Council reacts to UN ruling by imposing 'No-Fly-Tipping Zone' over Dale Farm.

written by pinxit, 19 September 2011

Dale Farm residents offer compromise to Basildon Council in late peace talks

'Substantial discounts' on Lucky White Heather.

written by pinxit, 19 September 2011

Police Press Charges Against SuperGreaseMan

'They'll never stick" he says.

written by pinxit, 13 September 2011

Army Unveils Artificial Intelligence Armoured vehicle

The 'Think Tank'.

written by pinxit, 07 September 2011

Lampard 'A Key Man' says Capello

He locks up the dressing room after the match.

written by pinxit, 05 September 2011

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...

...Umami.' Heston Blumenthal

written by pinxit, 11 August 2011

Premiership Whistle-Blower Found Dead

Referee Sid Hitler 'swallowed the pea' says Coroner.

written by pinxit, 18 July 2011

Latest Celebrity Name Sunday League Result...

Harpenden 7 Beckenham 0

written by pinxit, 17 July 2011

Truculent Drinker Punches Tony Robinson

Claims Robinson was having 'a right old dig'.

written by pinxit, 16 July 2011

British Institution Ends on Sunday as Result of Phone Hacking Scandal

Metropolitan Police to shut down and rebrand.

written by pinxit, 07 July 2011

Accused flasher worried before his trial hearing

'It won't stand up in court' he says.

written by pinxit, 30 June 2011

Smurfs 'based on creator's condomed penis'

According to artist's recently discovered note books.

written by pinxit, 25 June 2011

Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon

'When Grint met Grunt.'

written by pinxit, 24 June 2011

BNP launch their own social networking site


written by pinxit, 24 June 2011

Clumsy Bladder Surgeon Struck off

For constantly ripping the piss out of his patients.

written by pinxit, 17 June 2011

Male Grooming Salon 'A Front for Mafia Hitman'

Back, Sack & Whack.

written by pinxit, 15 June 2011

Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op

'It's gone tits up' she said.

written by pinxit, 10 June 2011

Small North London Football Club Can't Believe Their Luck!

Local paper headline says 'Rooney Signs Up For New Barnet'.

written by pinxit, 06 June 2011

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