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RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered.

To AA.

written by pinxit, 04 January 2012
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Blood-drinking Sea Plant Horror Film Premiered!

"Interview with a Samphire".

written by pinxit, 03 January 2012
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Prince Philip Heart Op Success!

'It was tough going, but we eventually found he found he had one" says surgeon.

written by pinxit, 27 December 2011
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Damning evidence from kettle results in court appearance for pot

RIP John Terry

written by pinxit, 22 December 2011
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Berlusconi shown what a 'well-hung' Italian leader looks like

Angela Merkel flashes him the last pictures of Mussolini.

written by pinxit, 08 November 2011
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Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory auction bid for Saddam's buttock

"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said.

written by pinxit, 28 October 2011
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NATO jets readied as UN imposes 'No-fly zone' over Basildon

Basildon Council reacts to UN ruling by imposing 'No-Fly-Tipping Zone' over Dale Farm.

written by pinxit, 19 September 2011
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Dale Farm residents offer compromise to Basildon Council in late peace talks

'Substantial discounts' on Lucky White Heather.

written by pinxit, 19 September 2011
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Police Press Charges Against SuperGreaseMan

'They'll never stick" he says.

written by pinxit, 13 September 2011
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Army Unveils Artificial Intelligence Armoured vehicle

The 'Think Tank'.

written by pinxit, 07 September 2011
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Lampard 'A Key Man' says Capello

He locks up the dressing room after the match.

written by pinxit, 05 September 2011
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...

...Umami.' Heston Blumenthal

written by pinxit, 11 August 2011
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Premiership Whistle-Blower Found Dead

Referee Sid Hitler 'swallowed the pea' says Coroner.

written by pinxit, 18 July 2011
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Latest Celebrity Name Sunday League Result...

Harpenden 7 Beckenham 0

written by pinxit, 17 July 2011
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Truculent Drinker Punches Tony Robinson

Claims Robinson was having 'a right old dig'.

written by pinxit, 16 July 2011
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British Institution Ends on Sunday as Result of Phone Hacking Scandal

Metropolitan Police to shut down and rebrand.

written by pinxit, 07 July 2011
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Accused flasher worried before his trial hearing

'It won't stand up in court' he says.

written by pinxit, 30 June 2011
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Smurfs 'based on creator's condomed penis'

According to artist's recently discovered note books.

written by pinxit, 25 June 2011
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Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon

'When Grint met Grunt.'

written by pinxit, 24 June 2011
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BNP launch their own social networking site

'Racebook'.

written by pinxit, 24 June 2011
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Clumsy Bladder Surgeon Struck off

For constantly ripping the piss out of his patients.

written by pinxit, 17 June 2011
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Male Grooming Salon 'A Front for Mafia Hitman'

Back, Sack & Whack.

written by pinxit, 15 June 2011
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Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op

'It's gone tits up' she said.

written by pinxit, 10 June 2011
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Small North London Football Club Can't Believe Their Luck!

Local paper headline says 'Rooney Signs Up For New Barnet'.

written by pinxit, 06 June 2011
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