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Meteorologists proclaim new weather on the horizon
Refuse to reveal which one!
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written by
Tcoah, 13 May 2010
Survey says cold weather reduces on-street crime
Weather forecasters told by Obama to dress up cold weather in heavy socks.
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Spoof Breaking News!
Hey, so Bureau's back is back!
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"I needed something to distract me" said driver
Male driver so 'souped-out' by the 'great' Cameron et al debate that he reversed his Mercedes C-class through the sidewall of a multi-storey car park.
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Probably not the best time to ask him about a new car"
'when his blank didn't shoot'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Silver Lining"?
Junkie with heavy bleeding gums and stomach ulcers doesn't need to swap needles
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"if at three different levels"
ur between two and four levels
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
LBC ... an "In Joke" at PC
Let's be Celtic (Plaid Cymru)
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Man set fire to himself
smoking inside his jacket
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'LBC'
"Let's be Cool"
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
and for a summary of the news we go to Brian Robson at LBC
"Ashes to Ashes"; "Dust to Dust" and Urns in Lake Geneva
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Urn, Earnie, REM and the ERM
"absolutely nothing in common"
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"Guessing Game Contest"
How many urns in Lake Geneva?
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
If Gordon Brown earned a dollar for every urn found in Lake Geneva
he would be between $100 and $200 dollars better off
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"One way ... to earn a living"
dragging up ash-filled urns from Lake Geneva
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
"ERM"
'Different from REM'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
NASA
'never a simple answer'
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
NASA
Nationals are such asses
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
NASA
Nipples are special always
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
NASA
Never assume Staphylococcus aureus
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
NASA
Sodium stimulated asses
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'NASA'
Never ask Sally anything
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Tcoah, 29 April 2010
'... and wear a bobble hat'
'if your wife tells you too'
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written by
Tcoah, 29 April 2010
Wear a Hat
in the Far East
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