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Meteorologists proclaim new weather on the horizon
Refuse to reveal which one!
Survey says cold weather reduces on-street crime
Weather forecasters told by Obama to dress up cold weather in heavy socks.
Spoof Breaking News!
Hey, so Bureau's back is back!
"I needed something to distract me" said driver
Male driver so 'souped-out' by the 'great' Cameron et al debate that he reversed his Mercedes C-class through the sidewall of a multi-storey car park.
"Probably not the best time to ask him about a new car"
'when his blank didn't shoot'
Junkie with heavy bleeding gums and stomach ulcers doesn't need to swap needles
"if at three different levels"
ur between two and four levels
LBC ... an "In Joke" at PC
Let's be Celtic (Plaid Cymru)
Man set fire to himself
smoking inside his jacket
"Let's be Cool"
and for a summary of the news we go to Brian Robson at LBC
"Ashes to Ashes"; "Dust to Dust" and Urns in Lake Geneva
Urn, Earnie, REM and the ERM
"absolutely nothing in common"
"Guessing Game Contest"
How many urns in Lake Geneva?
If Gordon Brown earned a dollar for every urn found in Lake Geneva
he would be between $100 and $200 dollars better off
"One way ... to earn a living"
dragging up ash-filled urns from Lake Geneva
'Different from REM'
'never a simple answer'
Nationals are such asses
Nipples are special always
Never assume Staphylococcus aureus
Sodium stimulated asses
Never ask Sally anything
'... and wear a bobble hat'
'if your wife tells you too'
Wear a Hat
in the Far East
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