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Tesco Trolleys Stolen
132 trolleys were stolen from Macclesfield Tesco this morning, believed to be taken by local travellers for scrap metal.
written by Elfinmyst, 05 July 2009
MPs to be made redundant
The UK parliament announced today that 350 MP jobs must go This is across all parties, due to financial difficulties.
written by Elfinmyst, 05 July 2009
Garden Hose Licensing
The EU announced today that all users of domestic garden hoses would require a licence. Two forms are available.. evening and weekend and anytime use.
written by Elfinmyst, 05 July 2009
Williams Sisters to Clone New Stars
A leading stem cell researcher admitted today that the Williams sisters were cloned from tissue donated by Fred Perry and more clones are on their way.
written by Elfinmyst, 04 July 2009
Wimbledon to Launch Strawberry Enquiry
Tennis star, Andy Murray, is demanding action after accusing his rival Roddick of doping his strawberries.
written by Elfinmyst, 04 July 2009
Brown to star in new Doctor Who special!
Gordon Brown was named today as the new Doctor in a one off BBC1 Christmas special, Extermination UK.
written by Elfinmyst, 04 July 2009
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