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Lesbians vs. Lesbians
Some lesbians have a masculine hypothalamus while other lesbians don't but it's agreed the behavior is attributed to the entire brain, men should not reproduce with them to prevent lesbian daughters.
written by howy, 20 December 2009
Feminist vs. Real Women
Feminist are genetic mutations with masculine brains unlike real women whose brains are 100% female and completely compatible with men.
written by howy, 18 December 2009
Shemale vs. Women
Shemales are dangerous because they have male brains unlike real women whose brains are attracted to men.
written by howy, 18 December 2009
The feminist keep snooping
Feminist keep bothering women in the Middle East to stop them from having men. Middle Eastern women return the deadly favor.
written by howy, 18 December 2009
Feminist inadvertently cause lesbianism
Feminist cause lesbianism by creating war between men and women but this helps evolution eliminate genetic inadequacies.
written by howy, 18 December 2009
45 year old woman wants to get married
Old lady unable to have children wants marriage but men are smart and don't want to pay alimony for a wasted, old pussy- she opts for living together to prevent loneliness.
written by howy, 18 December 2009
Slave to the unknown
A patriot who voted for his favorite candidate was imprisoned under that candidate's new social policy.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
Dumber than dumb
A scientific researcher that discovered the cure for twenty-five female diseases was falsely accused by a woman and sentenced to life in prison where he was humped by 350 homosexual prison wolves.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
A capitalistic system
In a capitalist system 100% of the population are lawyers, to protect their money from their divorced spouses and tort lawsuits.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
A scientific system
In a scientific social system 100% of the population are scientist and there is a direct correlation between evolution and humanity.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
An army of lawyers emerges
Eighty percent of the human population around the world has become lawyers to protect their wealth from the needy.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
Money is the root of all evil
Nobel Prize winner Peter Grunberg said, money is the cause of crime in society because people are desperate to pay their medical bills.
written by howy, 17 December 2009
White people commit involuntary suicide
White people who eat at Mexican restaurants are financing the extermination of their race in the future because the large Mexican population will create concentration camps for the white race.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Joslyn James claims she is no Benedict Arnold
In a news briefing, Joslyn James, the conniving mistress, tells rich men that she is trust worthy and is famous for keeping secrets even though she left Tiger shaking and crying.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
White women turned against their race
In a national debate it was recognized that white women that make false accusations against white males are actually betraying their race and they are being closely watched by their community.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
The K.K.K. admits its errors
The K.K.K. said in a news briefing, "If you can't fight, them then breed with them till they turn white."
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Black women don't appreciate black men
In statistical research, it has been discovered that 80% of black men in prison were put there by black women who made false allegations leaving black men unable to breed in prison.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Feminist in Mexico attack Mexican men
In Mexico, feminist protest that men are macho leaving Mexican men with the only option of turning gay.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Mexican woman attacks Mexican man
A Mexican woman made false accusations against an innocent Mexican man because she thinks there are more men at the other end of the rainbow.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Mike Tyson framed
Desiree Washington lost her cherry to her boyfriend who took her to an abortion clinic, but later in life during Tyson's trail her attorney claimed the maid found the cherry on a hotel sheet.
written by howy, 16 December 2009
Not enough male Gynecologists
Males complain they don't want to work as Gynecologist because it's disgusting work and they don't want to deal with the smell and diseases.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
Gynecologist breaks out in tear
A female gynecologist broke out in tears during a news briefing arguing that she was forced to penetrate over two million women using instruments, because she needed to put food on her table.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
N.O.W. won't trust black women
The National Organization for Women said in a news briefing that they would never trust black women to hold their pocketbooks or allow horny black women to escort their white sons on dates.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
N.O.W. proclaimed Mexican women to be ugly
The National Organization for Women classified Mexican women as ugly when they refused to marry them off to their young, handsome sons.
written by howy, 15 December 2009
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