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Gbagbo and Mugabe granted safe passage to Tripoli
'We'll only need one rocket now' says NATO.
written by pinxit, 05 April 2011
TheSpoof to fill the hole left by end of 'Sunday Sport'
'We'll lower the bar even further' says editor.
written by pinxit, 04 April 2011
Tring Man Arrested for Fake "Pat Down" Scam
'I felt a real twat at Luton airport', he confessed.
written by pinxit, 04 April 2011
Best Man Harry fesses up to Wills his wedding night song fantasy
Steeler's Wheel, "Stuck in the Middleton With You"
written by pinxit, 01 April 2011
Fan hits the Shit
Police charge football supporter for punching Joey Barton.
written by pinxit, 31 March 2011
England stars back captain Terry
...against a wall, blindfold and shoot him.
written by pinxit, 23 March 2011
Screen icon Liv Tyler dies at 79
[UPDATE]: Dyslexic 'Snippets' proof-reader sacked.
written by pinxit, 23 March 2011
Lord Coe says Olympics Countdown malfunction was deliberate.
'It's a stop-watch' he said.
written by pinxit, 16 March 2011
Capello forgets the past to give captaincy back to Terry
'It's all water - and other bodily fluids - under Mrs Bridge' says Fabio.
written by pinxit, 15 March 2011
'Moral victory' for losing British 4x100m relay team
They ignored backhanders.
written by pinxit, 15 March 2011
Cheltenham Faces Race-Fix Suspicion
After Festival jockeys say, 'We'll be taking plenty of kickbacks.'
written by pinxit, 14 March 2011
Queen Mugger is Mad Old Cow!
Enraged 'Daisy', an elderly Friesian cow, attacked guitarist Brian May and ate his wallet when he walked into her field.
written by pinxit, 14 March 2011
Super-injunction prevents anyone calling Fred Goodwin a '*anker'
But doesn't restrain us referring to him as a 'Thi*ving, gr*edy b*st*rd cu*t'.
[Oh yes it does. Sorry. Ed]
written by pinxit, 11 March 2011
Shock as Moore set to play Palin in TV movie
"I'm surprised to have landed the plum part of Michael" said Sir Patrick.
written by pinxit, 10 March 2011
Tesco Dating Site offers deal to continuously replace worn-out wives
'A Bag for Life'
written by pinxit, 09 March 2011
International Womens Day combines with Shrove Tuesday
Emmeline Pancake Day.
written by pinxit, 08 March 2011
Nightclub kerfuffle as Jordan 'thrown out by the bouncers'
'They were the nearest things to hand" says unrepentent door-supervisor.
written by pinxit, 07 March 2011
Hanley penalised for 'tugging in the box'
"If he wants to do that he should do it in the privacy of his own home, in front of the computer and a box of tissues - as I do" said Mark Clattenburg.
written by pinxit, 06 March 2011
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