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Blood-drinking Sea Plant Horror Film Premiered!
"Interview with a Samphire".
written by pinxit, 03 January 2012
Prince Philip Heart Op Success!
'It was tough going, but we eventually found he found he had one" says surgeon.
written by pinxit, 27 December 2011
Damning evidence from kettle results in court appearance for pot
RIP John Terry
written by pinxit, 22 December 2011
Berlusconi shown what a 'well-hung' Italian leader looks like
Angela Merkel flashes him the last pictures of Mussolini.
written by pinxit, 08 November 2011
Rumsfeld 'pissed' at derisory auction bid for Saddam's buttock
"We were after his sorry ass for years and it cost us billions" he said.
written by pinxit, 28 October 2011
NATO jets readied as UN imposes 'No-fly zone' over Basildon
Basildon Council reacts to UN ruling by imposing 'No-Fly-Tipping Zone' over Dale Farm.
written by pinxit, 19 September 2011
Dale Farm residents offer compromise to Basildon Council in late peace talks
'Substantial discounts' on Lucky White Heather.
written by pinxit, 19 September 2011
Police Press Charges Against SuperGreaseMan
'They'll never stick" he says.
written by pinxit, 13 September 2011
Army Unveils Artificial Intelligence Armoured vehicle
The 'Think Tank'.
written by pinxit, 07 September 2011
Lampard 'A Key Man' says Capello
He locks up the dressing room after the match.
written by pinxit, 05 September 2011
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's...
...Umami.' Heston Blumenthal
written by pinxit, 11 August 2011
Premiership Whistle-Blower Found Dead
Referee Sid Hitler 'swallowed the pea' says Coroner.
written by pinxit, 18 July 2011
Latest Celebrity Name Sunday League Result...
Harpenden 7 Beckenham 0
written by pinxit, 17 July 2011
Truculent Drinker Punches Tony Robinson
Claims Robinson was having 'a right old dig'.
written by pinxit, 16 July 2011
British Institution Ends on Sunday as Result of Phone Hacking Scandal
Metropolitan Police to shut down and rebrand.
written by pinxit, 07 July 2011
Accused flasher worried before his trial hearing
'It won't stand up in court' he says.
written by pinxit, 30 June 2011
Smurfs 'based on creator's condomed penis'
According to artist's recently discovered note books.
written by pinxit, 25 June 2011
Harry Potter star seen with Sharapova at Wimbledon
'When Grint met Grunt.'
written by pinxit, 24 June 2011
Clumsy Bladder Surgeon Struck off
For constantly ripping the piss out of his patients.
written by pinxit, 17 June 2011
Distraught Katie Price comments on her botched breast-reduction op
'It's gone tits up' she said.
written by pinxit, 10 June 2011
Small North London Football Club Can't Believe Their Luck!
Local paper headline says 'Rooney Signs Up For New Barnet'.
written by pinxit, 06 June 2011
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