45-year-old Virgin Shalom Cohen from Tooting, London, who changed his name to Osama Nevir Laden, after converting to Islam 4 years ago, has finally achieved his spiritual goal by changing the name once more to Osama Bin Laden.
The great day occurr...
Manchester City announced today that they have bought every club in the Premiership to fast track winning the title.
Chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak explained that other clubs "were looking to juice them for all that they're worth," when it came to b...
The dowdy Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, who became a worldwide sensation for being so peculiarly normal on the UKs 'Cowell and Morgan Talentless Show', cried with relief last night after coming 2nd in the final.
After showing a farewell leg to the...
A human condition called 'Sun-Melt' is back with a vengeance, after reports of at least 20 people melting on the UKs hottest day of the year. "We have not seen this since the 1977 'Big Heat'," said a London hospital spokesman.
The condition attack...
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