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Funny story: Osama Nevir Laden Finally Bin Laden

Osama Nevir Laden Finally Bin Laden

45-year-old Virgin Shalom Cohen from Tooting, London, who changed his name to Osama Nevir Laden, after converting to Islam 4 years ago, has finally achieved his spiritual goal by changing the name once more to Osama Bin Laden. The great day occurr...
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Funny story: Manchester City FC Buy The Premiership Lock, Stock and Oil Barrel

Manchester City FC Buy The Premiership Lock, Stock and Oil Barrel

Manchester City announced today that they have bought every club in the Premiership to fast track winning the title. Chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak explained that other clubs "were looking to juice them for all that they're worth," when it came to b...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's Relief After Losing 'Talentless' Final

Susan Boyle's Relief After Losing 'Talentless' Final

The dowdy Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, who became a worldwide sensation for being so peculiarly normal on the UKs 'Cowell and Morgan Talentless Show', cried with relief last night after coming 2nd in the final. After showing a farewell leg to the...
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Funny story: People Melt on Hottest Day of Year

People Melt on Hottest Day of Year

A human condition called 'Sun-Melt' is back with a vengeance, after reports of at least 20 people melting on the UKs hottest day of the year. "We have not seen this since the 1977 'Big Heat'," said a London hospital spokesman. The condition attack...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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