A Foreign Object Press (AFOP) - New York: Three mayors, two dozen rabbits and several zoo officials were corralled in the scandal, which feral prosecutors say initially focused on a carrot laundering network operating between Brooklyn, in New York,...
Secret agents from the National Health Organization were reported to have shot and killed Porky Pig by mistake. The government denied the rumours that they killed the wrong swine to eradicate the flu circulating around Mexico. "We take special pr...
Nashville, Tennessee - The American fleet was diverted from its mission to capture Bin Laden for a chance opportunity to capture Elvis Presley as he was expected to leave his mansion after more than twenty years pretending to be dead. The former s...
NAIROBIA, Kenya - FBI anti-hostage negotiators began handing joints to the Somali pirates in an effort Thursday to free an American cargo ship captain held captive on a lifeboat. A U.S. destroyer and a spy plane kept a close watch on the deal in the...
UPI (California) - The newly discovered frozen sperm of Saddam Hussein will be given to the University of California, Irvine (UCI), for use in the recently approved stem cell research. The program "Stemming is Fundamental" is the brainchild of UCI b...
An elderly Tarzan and his companion Jane Goodall are reportedly expecting their first child. The seventy-four year old Goodall and ninety-six year old Tarzan are said to have first met on the set of "Tarzan the ape-man." some fifty years ago. "He w...
Pyongyang, North Korea - President Kim Jong-il announced today that North Korea would not send a satellite into orbit in April as originally planned, but will substitute the payload with a chicken. The communist government's sudden reversal of polic...
Washington - Sources close to President Obama have disclosed today that George W. Bush is to become the new presidential financial advisor within the next few weeks. The White House has not issued a formal recommendation to Congress and has hinted t...
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