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Funny story: Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

Mayors and rabbits arrested in US sex for carrots probe

A Foreign Object Press (AFOP) - New York: Three mayors, two dozen rabbits and several zoo officials were corralled in the scandal, which feral prosecutors say initially focused on a carrot laundering network operating between Brooklyn, in New York,...
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Funny story: US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

US reports swine flu death; kills Porky Pig by mistake

Secret agents from the National Health Organization were reported to have shot and killed Porky Pig by mistake. The government denied the rumours that they killed the wrong swine to eradicate the flu circulating around Mexico. "We take special pr...
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Funny story: US warships watch for Elvis off the coast of Tennessee

US warships watch for Elvis off the coast of Tennessee

Nashville, Tennessee - The American fleet was diverted from its mission to capture Bin Laden for a chance opportunity to capture Elvis Presley as he was expected to leave his mansion after more than twenty years pretending to be dead. The former s...
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Funny story: FBI to exchange marijuana for release of the skipper held by Somali pirates.

FBI to exchange marijuana for release of the skipper held by Somali pirates.

NAIROBIA, Kenya - FBI anti-hostage negotiators began handing joints to the Somali pirates in an effort Thursday to free an American cargo ship captain held captive on a lifeboat. A U.S. destroyer and a spy plane kept a close watch on the deal in the...
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Funny story: Newly discover frozen sperm of Saddam Hussein to be used in stem cell research

Newly discover frozen sperm of Saddam Hussein to be used in stem cell research

UPI (California) - The newly discovered frozen sperm of Saddam Hussein will be given to the University of California, Irvine (UCI), for use in the recently approved stem cell research. The program "Stemming is Fundamental" is the brainchild of UCI b...
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Funny story: Tarzan knocks up wrong Jane

Tarzan knocks up wrong Jane

An elderly Tarzan and his companion Jane Goodall are reportedly expecting their first child. The seventy-four year old Goodall and ninety-six year old Tarzan are said to have first met on the set of "Tarzan the ape-man." some fifty years ago. "He w...
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Funny story: North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

Pyongyang, North Korea - President Kim Jong-il announced today that North Korea would not send a satellite into orbit in April as originally planned, but will substitute the payload with a chicken. The communist government's sudden reversal of polic...
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Funny story: Obama considers Bush for new role as financial adviser

Obama considers Bush for new role as financial adviser

Washington - Sources close to President Obama have disclosed today that George W. Bush is to become the new presidential financial advisor within the next few weeks. The White House has not issued a formal recommendation to Congress and has hinted t...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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